Indistinguishable from magic

Any technology sufficiently advanced is indistinguishable from magic.

Unless one has a theory

Of course, unless one has a theory, one cannot expect much help from a computer (unless it has a theory)....

God is real

God is real, unless cast to an integer.

A hacker is

A hacker is any person who derives joy from discovering ways to circumvent limitations.

Oct. 1986

Everyone was against us

Because vitually everyone was against us ... I knew we were on the right track.

Do the right thing

* we mean to emit floating-point code. figure out what we want to do,
* figure out who we are, and do the right thing.

We can lick gravity

We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.

Never trust a computer

Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window.

The Adventure shell

Welcome to the Adventure shell!
You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike> fight shell
The shell hits! -more- you lose a file

We cause accidents

The most likely way for the world to be destroyed, most experts agree, is by accident. That's where we come in; we're computer professionals. We cause accidents.

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