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Fen's Collected Quotes: Sex



Sexual modesty cannot then in any simple way be identified with the use of clothing, nor shamelessness with the absence of clothing and total or partial nakedness. There are circumstances in which total nakedness is not immodest....Nakedness as such is not to be equated with physical shamelessness. Immodesty is only present when nakedness plays a negative role with regard to the value of the person...The human body is not in itself shameful, nor for the same reasons are sensual reactions, and human sensuality in general. Shamelessness (just like shame and modesty) is a function of the interior of the individual.

Pope John-Paul II
(with thanks to W.D. Peckenpaugh)


To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.

Don Schrader


Abstinence is the mother of shameless lust.

Pat Califa


Christ died for our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?

Jules Feiffer


Brevity is the soul of lingerie

Dorothy Parker


Too much of a good thing is wonderful.

Mae West


Sex with groupies is meaningless. After ten years, I'd had enough.

Ozzy Osbourne


Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Billy Crystal


You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.

Steve Martin


Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

Woody Allen


I don't like sex on television. I keep falling off.

Saul Feldman


If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Aristotle Onassis


I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

Tom Clancy


We are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy unless it obstructs interstate commerce.

J. Edgar Hoover


I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.

Frank Zappa


When choosing between two evils, I always take the one I've never tried before.

Mae West


Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are unimportant.

George Burns


Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships.

Sharon Stone


Ah, yes, divorce - from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Robin Williams


My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading.

Steve Jobs


Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.

Roseanne


Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.

Billy Crystal


Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.

Rod Stewart


In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's breasts?

Hugh Grant


When the sun comes up, I have morals again.

Elizabeth Taylor


According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.

Robert De Niro


My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

Jack Nicholson


The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?"

Freud

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