Sexual modesty cannot then in any simple way be identified with the use of
clothing, nor shamelessness with the absence of clothing and total or
partial nakedness. There are circumstances in which total nakedness is not
immodest....Nakedness as such is not to be equated with physical
shamelessness. Immodesty is only present when nakedness plays a negative
role with regard to the value of the person...The human body is not in
itself shameful, nor for the same reasons are sensual reactions, and human
sensuality in general. Shamelessness (just like shame and modesty) is a
function of the interior of the individual.
Pope John-Paul II
(with thanks to W.D. Peckenpaugh)
To hear many religious people talk, one would think God created the
torso, head, legs and arms, but the devil slapped on the genitals.
Don Schrader
Abstinence is the mother of shameless lust.
Pat Califa
Christ died for our sins.
Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?
Jules Feiffer
Brevity is the soul of lingerie
Dorothy Parker
Too much of a good thing is wonderful.
Mae West
Sex with groupies is meaningless. After ten years, I'd had enough.
Ozzy Osbourne
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither.
Steve Martin
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good
partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Woody Allen
I don't like sex on television. I keep falling off.
Saul Feldman
If women didn't exist,
all the money in the world would have no meaning.
Aristotle Onassis
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things that money can buy.
Tom Clancy
We are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy
unless it obstructs interstate commerce.
J. Edgar Hoover
I think pop music has done more for oral intercourse
than anything else that has ever happened, and vice versa.
Frank Zappa
When choosing between two evils,
I always take the one I've never tried before.
Mae West
Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight
are unimportant.
George Burns
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
relationships.
Sharon Stone
Ah, yes, divorce - from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals
through his wallet.
Robin Williams
My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading.
Steve Jobs
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only
time of the month that I can be myself.
Roseanne
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.
Billy Crystal
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't
like and just give her a house.
Rod Stewart
In the last couple of weeks I have seen the ads for the Wonder Bra. Is that
really a problem in this country? Men not paying enough attention to women's
breasts?
Hugh Grant
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.
Elizabeth Taylor
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in
front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that
women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
Robert De Niro
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Jack Nicholson
The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is,
"What does a woman want?"
Freud