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I didn't speak English until I came to Pittsburgh.

— Mario Lemieux

We're a road team. We're the Pittsburgh Steelers. We have fans everywhere.

— Troy Polamalu

In the Land of The Dark, The Ship of The Sun is pulled by The Grateful Dead

— Egyptian Book of The Dead

An actor as President??

— In Like Flint, 1967

It happens. Sometimes people just explode. Natural causes.

— from Repo Man

Keep in mind always the two constant Laws of Frisbee:

  1. The most powerful force in the world is that of a disc straining to land under a car, just out of reach (this force is technically termed car suck).
  2. Never precede any maneuver by a comment more predictive than "Watch this!"
— Traditional

"Makes sense when appended to its own quotation" makes sense when appended to its own quotation.

— Hume

I still say a church steeple with a lightning rod on top shows a lack of confidence.

— Doug McLeod

What if this weren't a hypothetical question?

— Unknown

If it turns out that there is a God, I don’t think that he’s evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever.

— Woody Allen
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